Calling All B-Ballers
Basketball. Pretty good chance this will only make some of you laugh, but you know who you are. So which baller are you?
1. Johnny "Clear Out"
2. Mr. Excuses
3. Rulebook Jones
4. Hypothetical Dunker
5. Immovable Fat Guy
6. Richard Simmons (stretch guy)
7. Player / Coach
8. Always Fouled Guy (8b. Never Fouls Guy)
9. Bad Gear Dude
10. Dr. Quick Skins
11. Baller The Kid
Maybe I should call my blog BarryBall.
Labels: 11 typical guys at the playground, B-Ball, basketball
posted by studiosmith @ permalink
3 Comments:
I am laughing so hard that I'm crying here! I've played with every one of them. And, I think my sister might be "some kid."
They forgot the guy that is always telling you how much better guys are at the sport than girls, but then becomes Mr. Excuses when your 6 ft. sister shows up and together you show him how wrong he is (heh-heh).
Niiiiiiiice. I think I can best relate most to the hypothetical dunker. Not just in basketball. I always tell people that I'm one of the best at...(your sport here) just for fun and to try and psyche people out. Then if I do great, I prove myself right, and if I'm wrong, well..it's just plain funny to everyone anyway.
I wish I could be hypothetical dunker. But (alas), I'm not even sure I can hit the bottom of the net! So, my claim would be discovered as false in a second! I used to be able (20 years ago) to do a hook shot from center court though! Still, I was no where as good as my sister, she played college ball for a short while (she really rocked).
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